My 68-year-old neighbour

[Uddersfield]

My neighbour is 68 and doesn't wear a bra. I'm very friendly with her but every time I see her I find it difficult not to stare at her huge saggy udders. Her fat nipples are easily visible through the jumpers she wears. I just want to pull up her jumper and lift, squeeze and suck her gorgeous boobs while she rides my cock. Any advice? She is single and lives alone.

[Armadildo69]

Be a little less subtle and see whether she comments on your obvious visual appreciation of her assets, and then things may unfold from there.

If you feel bold, you could come out and say how nice you think they are, and how attracted you are to her. As you are friendly she will probably either laugh it off, or respond to your advances.

Don't be crude, be respectful, flatter her. She will appreciate your flattery even if she is not interested in you sexually.

[Conquistador]

I read a thread/post from Uddersfield in the Oma – Granny – Mature – Old - General Forum: Regarding his next door neighbour who he described as being “68 and doesn't wear a bra. I'm very friendly with her but every time I see her I find it difficult not to stare at her huge saggy udders. Her fat nipples are easily visible through the jumpers she wears. I just want to pull up her jumper and lift, squeeze and suck her gorgeous boobs while she rides my cock. Any advice? She is single and lives alone”.

I don’t know if Armadillo69 was confused but I would argue that you need a little more subtley, be fine or delicate in meaning or intent, be a little mysterious, skillful, clever and ingenious in your conversations with her particularly the compliments about how she looks and is dressed as you become more familiar with her and she becomes more comfortable about your presence expand the conversation to include loneliness, sexuality etc. Offer to help her with her household chores, gardening, maintenance etc invite her for coffee or a drink etc if you can be seen in public together. Once you have won her confidence and she is relaxed in your company you can as Armadillo69 says:

“If you feel bold, you could come out and say how nice you think they are, and how attracted you are to her. As you are friendly she will probably either laugh it off, or respond to your advances. Don't be crude, be respectful, flatter her. She will appreciate your flattery even if she is not interested in you sexually “.

The secret of your success in this is perserverance, generosity, respect for her and charm. Being coarse and crude will not get you over the line.

Many years ago I was in the same situation as an 18yr old with our neighbour she was a BBW-Granny widow aged 55yrs of Spanish origin and had the most amazing breasts and body for a woman of her age she was very buxom and firm. I started out by chatting over our dividing fence when she was cutting the firewood one day and the way she was dressed in a sheer black house coat left nothing to the imagination even at my young age I realized the value of taking it slow and steady. After 3 months of being polite, complimentary and flattering to her and doing her chores around the house I was bedding her on a regular basis. When my parents moved on I remained living with her as lodger for all intents and purposes but by then I was in her bed nightly that continued until I was 28 then I moved on however we continued to see each other and fuck regularly until she was 75 yrs old.


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[osirix]

wow! Would love to be in your skin!

[grannygroper]

my neighbour is just like urs i love her big sagging breasts

[gram69]

My neighbour is 68 and doesn't wear a bra. I'm very friendly with her but every time I see her I find it difficult not to stare at her huge saggy udders. Her fat nipples are easily visible through the jumpers she wears. I just want to pull up her jumper and lift, squeeze and suck her gorgeous boobs while she rides my cock. Any advice? She is single and lives alone.


Go for her and be bold. The worst that can happen is she saying no to you then is game over. Never know till you try. Also, it is natural for us man to focus our eyes on those beautiful size melons. God has given us the pair of eyes to look. I am sure she loves for you to look otherwise she will be covering herself up. She could be horny for you too, but she might be shy. The possibility is there, go for it.

[stryder248]

wish i had a sexy old lady living next to me ....there is a lady down the road and i would love to have the balls to chat her up but i dont wish to offend ........