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blackman
11-25-2007, 04:12 PM
every year, when the weather is mild, miltf to grannies goto this event, which is usually held at covention centers or some type of showplace arena. they get ideas on how to have a picture-perfect garden, that be featured in a magazine or local newspaper. the point is this. miltf and grannies alike, love these types of things. whether it be flowers, plants ( indoor/outdoor) shrubs and trees (yes trees) including dirt and roots in all. so if your a landscapists, this is your area of expertise here. my suggestion is that if you over hear a granny, saying she wants some type of a garden similar to a public park, introduce yourself, hand her a business card, of your business, or if your self-employed show her some of your work, with photos. also go their wearing a company t-shirt/sweatshirt with advertisement on the back (clean of course), clean jeans and shoes, or wear some casual pants, a button down shirt, with a tie (maybe). i know this sounds stupid, but make a good impression. just tell her your keeping up on the latest trend. also if you specialize in installing fountains to enhance the landscape, tell them, women love the water for peacefullness and the sound of rushing/pouring water. or how about a pond with a filtering system, that can be used for fishes (outdoors)seasonally, in the winter placed them in a aquarium- perhaps?:D

stalban
11-27-2007, 11:31 AM
Another good place for grannies is garden centres( lots here in the south of england) an added bonus is you often get their daughters with them. Have often flirted with both mum and daughter on many occasions, great fun!!

salpecam
11-30-2007, 08:17 AM
I've done that, but then had a faint twang of disappointment about getting it on with daughter (or granddaughter in this case) rather than gran.

stalban
11-30-2007, 10:21 AM
Hey, you have to go where you can,though i would go for gran first, but if daughter was to my liking fine, don't think a grand- daughter would do a lot for me, but you never know ;o)

Seniorloving
11-30-2007, 05:38 PM
I'm a horticulturist and have managed garden centers and have done private consulting and I can tell you that what is being said about gardens and women, old and young, is definitely true! The old grannies always surprised the hell out of me. It was like Christmas morning. You never know what's in the package. Some of the horniest, kinky, women I've ever fucked were reserved, conservative grannies.