Sexy Christmas Presents?

[oliwasp]

Any suggestions for a present for a 70 year old?
She already has a good collection of sex toys, so hoping for something with a little novelty value... The more bizarre the better!
Cheers, OW

[comeanin]

Bring a friend with you next time, a perfect present for her......

[davy]

My cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blackman]

i know it sounds stupid, but, buy some granny movies, and get her to watch it with you. there soo many to choose from. here are a some titles. hey, my grandma is a whore. , g.i.l.t.f. ( grandmas i like to fuck). , aged to perfection. , greatest grandmas of porn. , old white magic. , old black magic. , kinky mature, hot 50 plus, hot 60 plus, mature black women, mature white women, mature asian women. or, anything with grandmas in it. hopefully, she is not embarrass to watch porn movies with you. let alone, being in a threesome and more. try it. see what her fantasies are, and try to meet them. as long it's not too dangerous. let us know what happens from there.8)

[zoop187]

If she has teeth, get this....

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100053891/Granny_Gumz_Sex_Toy.jpg

If not, your a lucky motherfucker.

[oliwasp]

Ended up getting her a studded glass dildo which was a great success..!