Advice please - how to fuck my old neighbour

[grannyfucker69]

I need SERIOUS AND REALISTIC advice here..

I'm 22 years old and my neighbour is in her 60's. She is married, but it doubt her husband fucks her. When she has opportunity, she touches me, and gives me pretty good signals she want's to get laid.. couple yrs ago when she came to my mother, and mom went away for a couple of secs, she raised her skirt, and pulled her pantyhoses little lower "cause it was hot(in the summer)..".. and few months ago she did something similiar..

this summer I will be alone at home for couple of weeks, and I'm 100% sure she will come to bring me cookies or some crap... how do I fuck her?
I'd like to hear especially old experienced granny fuckers.
AND I DON'T WANNA END WITH CHARGE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSEMENT!!

if you guys help me nail her, in return i promise i will post a video of me fuckin her...

[massahmo]

The best bet is to tell her she looks tense, and needs a backrub. Who doesn't like a backrub. The rest will take care of itself.

[blackman]

i agree, with " massahmo ". put her in the mood. show her your a gentlemen

first. then show her your a " untamed granny fucking machine ". this is only after, she accepts or, lead you to the bedroom. once the two of you get naked, be sensitive in sliding it into her. " don't force it and cause her pain ".

if she pulls in closer to her, start penetrating her with " long and deep penetration ". gyrate your hips some. breathe gently on her neck, while doing this. this may turn her on even more. she may press your body against hers.

just go balls deep. release your spunk in her dried up walls. give her your version of milk and cookies. milk the cow first then, eat her old dried and shriveled up cookie. she will be glad you did.

after you accomplish that, she will be over more than often. just finding any excuse to get some whenever she can. believe me, you both will be non disappointed.:rolleyes:

[Bacopa]

Woah, go slow. She obviously wants to feel attractive again, but she may not be ready for an all-out sexual relationship. Take her out for coffee. Listen to her, perhaps hold her hand.

She may be more interested in giving you a blow or hand job than she is in fucking or being eaten. Accept this, but get her as naked as you can before she does so. If she's having issues about her attractiveness, say your simple curiousity about her ageing body excites you and will make the experience better. After she's jerked or blown you tell her she's beautiful and that it's bot justvthe post cum hormones talking. Ask if you can touch every part of her body, tell her that each part of her is beautiful because it preserves the record of her unique life. Ask if there's anything you can give to her in return. Ask if you being in her pussy would make her feel young again.

If you get a yes, go slow and use lube. An elderly woman who has not fucked in a decade can be quite delicate. Takes a few goes to her up to full speed.

[oldernow]

Woah, go slow. She obviously wants to feel attractive again, but she may not be ready for an all-out sexual relationship. Take her out for coffee. Listen to her, perhaps hold her hand.

This is the right answer, she wants to feel attractive again.

Next time she does something, show and tell or whatever, let her know you are interested by saying something innocent like "Whew, you have no idea what that does to me!" then watch the reaction.

[rue]

She will need a full body massage

[finest1]

seeing that her husband will be next door, i don't think massages are the way to go. that will take too long. i think developing this new rapport is the way forward. don't rush it because you got the house free. if you play it right you might have something that will last a long time, rather than one time. i think you should compliment her cooking, but don't put any comparisons in age or status in the conversation, for example, "your cooking is like my mums", " you're like the granny i never had". look at her as a woman, (sounds silly but you'll know what i mean). she will appreciate it, compliment the way she dresses or something exclusive to her. if there is flirting going on whilst you have the house free, go full on, flirt back, it also depends on your personality too, if you're a cheeky character, you can get away with certain things, if you are a shy person, thats good too, what im saying is don't put on an act. also if there is flirting when you have the house free, it will give her a good sign that you're interested too because you obviously can't flirt when you're mum is there. does her husband work? if so, thats a great opportunity as you both have the house free. good luck. let us know how you do!

[AnnMorgan]

I need SERIOUS AND REALISTIC advice here..

I'm 22 years old and my neighbour is in her 60's. She is married, but it doubt her husband fucks her. When she has opportunity, she touches me, and gives me pretty good signals she want's to get laid.. couple yrs ago when she came to my mother, and mom went away for a couple of secs, she raised her skirt, and pulled her pantyhoses little lower "cause it was hot(in the summer)..".. and few months ago she did something similiar..

this summer I will be alone at home for couple of weeks, and I'm 100% sure she will come to bring me cookies or some crap... how do I fuck her?
I'd like to hear especially old experienced granny fuckers.
AND I DON'T WANNA END WITH CHARGE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSEMENT!!

if you guys help me nail her, in return i promise i will post a video of me fuckin her...

You don't Have to fuck your neighbor. If she invites you to make love then this will be your both privet secret. go slowly.
BTW. if you'd like a third party......let net know
Anne

[jtull]

hi.. did you fucked her????? i hope so...... post the video !!!

[MoltoPrivato]

[quote=grannyfucker69;230394]I need SERIOUS AND REALISTIC advice here..

I'm 22 years old and my neighbour is in her 60's. She is married, but it doubt her husband fucks her. When she has opportunity, she touches me, and gives me pretty good signals she want's to get laid.. couple yrs ago when she came to my mother, and mom went away for a couple of secs, she raised her skirt, and pulled her pantyhoses little lower "cause it was hot(in the summer)..".. and few months ago she did something similiar..

this summer I will be alone at home for couple of weeks, and I'm 100% sure she will come to bring me cookies or some crap... how do I fuck her?
I'd like to hear especially old experienced granny fuckers.
AND I DON'T WANNA END WITH CHARGE FOR SEXUAL HARRASSEMENT!!

Just touch her hand, gently run your fingers between her finger, if she pulls away... to bad, if not get closer and kiss her hand, then a quick kiss on chick,... always give her space to pull back if she want to. Hope it helps

[Bydeme]

Go slowly and make sure that you tell her with your eyes that you really love the looks of her...Try to get some physical contact such as touching her hands and back without moving to fast to the real deal...